In the latest edition of ESPN’s “Bottom 10” rankings, Ryan McGee takes a playful jab at the most underwhelming performances in college football.
From the Miami Hurricanes’ annual midseason faceplants to the misadventures of UMass and Sam Houston State, McGee’s take is both funny and surprisingly sharp. The less glamorous side of the sport? It’s honestly more entertaining than you’d think.
The Unfortunate Heroes of the Bottom 10
Every year, a handful of college football teams end up starring in the Bottom 10. Ryan McGee’s rankings shine a pretty bright light on those who just can’t seem to catch a break.
While the big conferences fight for playoff spots and headlines, the Bottom 10 is its own kind of spectacle. It’s full of rubber chickens, whoopee cushions, and the kind of jokes you can’t help but groan at.
The Miami Hurricanes: A Midseason Tradition
The Miami Hurricanes have landed in the *Coveted Fifth Spot* of the Bottom 10—again. They started the season with all the usual hype, but a string of ugly losses has derailed things fast.
It’s almost a tradition at this point, and their fans are, well, not thrilled. Social media? Let’s just say it’s not safe for work when the Canes lose.
Pillow Fights of the Week
One of the best parts of the Bottom 10 is the *Pillow Fight of the Week*. These games pit struggling teams against each other, and the results are often more hilarious than competitive.
Georgia State Not Southern vs. South Alabama Redundancies
This week, Georgia State Not Southern hosts the South Alabama Redundancies. Both teams are scraping the bottom of their divisions in the Fun Belt conference.
It’s an underdog story, but not the kind that ends in glory. According to McGee, it’s a “season-sinking iceberg of not-big games.”
Sam Houston Bearkats vs. UTEPid
Last week’s Pillow Fight was Sam Houston Bearkats versus UTEPid. The Bearkats lost 35-17, but honestly, the empty stands stole the show.
There were so few fans, you could’ve introduced them all to the starting lineups and still had time left. It’s this low-stakes chaos that makes the Bottom 10 so much fun to follow.
Heartbreaking Losses and Near Misses
Some teams just can’t catch a break, landing in the Bottom 10 after gut-wrenching defeats rather than just bad play.
UMass Minutemen: The Kings of Almost
The UMass Minutemen are a textbook case. Against the Buffalo Bulls Not Bills, they had a 90.9% win probability with under a minute left.
Then came a penalty, a quick Buffalo drive, and a soul-crushing loss. UMass fans have seen this movie before, and it never gets easier.
Woof Pack’s Close Calls
The Woof Pack keep finding ways to lose close ones, most recently by two points to New Mexico. They show flashes, but closing out games just isn’t happening.
As the old saying goes, “close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.” Sometimes, that’s just the way it goes.
Upcoming Matchups to Watch
Looking ahead, a few upcoming games could shake up the Bottom 10. Desperation is high, and that makes for some wild football.
Beavs vs. Washington State
The Beavs finally got a win over the Lafayette Leopards, who lead the Patriot League. After a bye, they face Washington State in the first of a home-and-home doubleheader.
Both teams are tied for first in the 2Pac, which adds a little extra spice to the matchup. Who knows what’ll happen?
Minors vs. Sam Houston State
The Minors have two wins now, but they’re still stuck in the Bottom 4. Their next game is against Sam Houston State, another Pillow Fight—this one called *Episode IV: A New Dope*.
It’s either a shot at redemption or a deeper slide, depending on how things go.
The Waiting List
Some teams are lurking just outside the Bottom 10, ready to swoop in if someone slips up. The waiting list includes:
- Northern Ill-ugh-noise
- State of Kent
- EMU Emus
- Oklahoma State No Pokes
- Charlotte 1-and-6ers
- Wisconsin Bad-gers
- Akronmonious
- UNC Chapel Bill
- USC-Notre Dame series ending
Conclusion
The Bottom 10 rankings bring a quirky, offbeat look at college football. It’s not just about the champions—sometimes, the real fun is watching the chaos at the other end of the spectrum.
Every season, there are wild stories. The Miami Hurricanes’ infamous midseason stumbles? Legendary. UMass finds new ways to lose, and the so-called Pillow Fights are honestly hilarious.
If you’re curious about the full breakdown or want to dig into the details, check out the original ESPN article.
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